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Bananas , the worlds only fruit that can be prosesed in to a low grade explosive....can now be made into various hand to hand self defense weapons. So now after fending off that terrist army, you can after all these years get that nasty oak stump out of the back yard!!!!! If anyone has any ideas to expand on this ..... e-mail me. also try the bananarchy newsletter | ||||||||||||||||
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'Gorilla' Banana Tactics Every good scumdog has at least twenty pounds of bananas in their fridge. All banana weapons listed below are the result of much research, preparation, and experimentation on the properties of bananas. Should you decide to become a banana bomber, I suggest you purchase a book on bananas. The Banana Blade The banana blade is a dangerous weapon in the hand of a skilled scumdog. Materials: - 1 Frozen Banana - 1 Carving Knife You are probably asking yourself "A carving knife?! Why don't I just use that, instead of making a knife out of a frozen banana?!". Well, it's good for a scumdog to ask questions... But not this time! So shut up! The banana blade is far superior to a regular knife. It can be designed quickly for the job at hand, and if you are ever caught, it IS edible. Once the banana has been frozen solid, you may then carve it into the desired shape. Remember: The banana blade must be used quickly before it thaws. The Banana Mine Watch where you step! A banana peel is a very inconspicuous weapon. The common touris may mistake it for a simple pile of refuse, a discarded food item but beware, the banana mine can cause serious damage if positioned correctly in a highly trafficed area. Ha Ha Ha! If only Fidel Castro had known about Bananas... The Banana Bomb The banana bomb is a stable high explosive, so it can be jarred or dropped without exploding. To detonate it, you use an electrical charge. Materials: - 3 Peeled Bananas - 1 Potato Masher - 1 Cookie Sheet Mash up the bananas real good using the potato masher. Then form the bananas into the desired shape. Plop the mass onto the cookie sheet and bake at 300 degrees for 30 minutes. Usage: Connect an electric detonator to the Banana Bomb. Stay at least 20 feet away from the bomb when detonating. Banana Pudding Napalm Banana Pudding Napalm is a highly flammable mixture, and when it's finished burning, you've got banana cookies! Materials: - 5 Unpeeled Bananas - 1 Blender - 1 Container Mix up the bananas in the blender, until it forms into a thick paste. Pour the mixture into the container. Usage: Pour the pudding on the intended surface, and light it up! Banana Thermite Banana Thermite is created from a chemical reaction between bananas, and aluminum. Materials: - 1 unpeeled Banana - 30 cm square sheet of aluminum foil - a sparkler (the kind you get on birthday cakes) Wrap the banana entirely with the aluminum foil. Push the sparkler halfway through the banana. Usage: Place the banana on the intended surface, and light the sparkler. The substance created will melt through anything! Fun Ideas for Banana Explosives! 1) Mix pressure sensitive banana bombs in with regular bananas at the local grocery store! 2) Monkies looove bananas! 3) Make candles out of your banana bombs, and give them to your neighbors! 4) Disguise a Banana Bomb as a cake, using Banana Pudding Napalm as icing. | ||||||||||||||||
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Allthough the topics disscussed here are leagal...... i will not be responseable for injury or death resulting from improper use of this information. intended for entertainment pourposes only!!!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||
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